In light of tax season I decided to put together some of my favorite quotes revolving around the dreadful subject of taxes and tax preparation. These are funny I think you will enjoy them.
- “I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States,” said Arthur Godfrey. “The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.”
- “President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question,” says Jay Leno. “I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, Sorry, that number has been disconnected.’”
- And there was that famous reply that boxer Joe Louis gave when a sportswriter asked, “Who hit you the hardest during your ring career?” His reply: “Uncle Sam.”
- People don’t like tax collectors. Things haven’t changed as much as you think. Archeologists uncovered a 3,000-year tablet in Iraq. It had on it this inscription: “You can have a Lord, you can have a King, but the man to fear is the tax collector.” ~ King Duncan, Collected Sermons, www.Sermons.com
- A song written by the Beatles in the 1960s said this, “Let me tell you how it will be, there’s one for you, nineteen for me, cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman. Should five per cent appear too small be thankful I don’t take it all, cause I’m the tax man, yeah I’m the taxman. If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street, if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat. If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.”
- “There are only two things in life that are guaranteed: death and taxes.” ~ My Dad
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